

Lucky, I liked the suit! (Holding up a real rock, or pantomimed rock.) Here’s a memento I brought back from space. We weren’t given one by NASA.” (Straightens up again) A lot of people think I went to space to explore the planets, but I was just trying to escape my old granny! Next thing I know, I’m working for NASA. Or FAAAAST! And it’s very cold in space-brrrr! It’s minus two hundred and seventy degrees Celsius! Lucky my granny knitted me a warm jumper! And let’s not forget about the leg warmers! She was like … (Turns dramatically to the side, lowers glasses and hunches over, shaking a finger, mimicking granny.) “You young whipper-snippers don’t know how lucky you are! Back in the day, if we wanted to go to space, we had to build our own rocket ship. Thank you for coming to my seminar on “Gallivanting through the Asteroid Cosmonaut Magnitude of Outer Planets through Orbit.” For the kiddies out there… SPAAAACE! To get to space, first I had to go seventeen-thousand-five-hundred miles per hour.

(Astronaut enters, tripping and staggering) Sorry, sorry, my legs are still getting use to gravity. I would do anything to get my family back.īy: Jayla and Selene, Age 13, New South Wales, Australiaĭescription: An astronaut gives a rather enlightening talk about space. Stop being so selfish and appreciate what you have. Do you know how it feels to know that the people you love are suffering – that internally they’re losing themselves? Do you know how it makes a little girl feel to see her parents fade away? No. Or even worse, when they do come back, they’re a little less themselves. I cherish the moments I have with my family because I know that at any time, they can be taken away from me Off to fight some war and never come back. Or if your dad will come home- as himself. You have the liberty of not worrying about whether your mom will come home. You have two parents who love you, who are always there. Be thankful for what you have, for who you have.

You shouldn’t be upset about not getting what you want, especially when what you want is so materialistic.

Just send a link or a video here.ĭescription: A young person ruminates about their military family. There is no need to contact us ahead of time.
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